We’re "Bill" S. Preston Esq! And “Ted” Theodore Logan! Together, we’re... WYLD STALLYNS!

Our destiny is to be the most outstanding rock band ever and bring harmony to the universe with our sonic guitar solos and joyous lyrics, dudes! We are inspired by resplendent musical acts like Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Beethoven and Van Halen (we totally asked Eddie to join the band, but his bogus calendar was indubitably hectic).

Our unrivalled melodic odysseys have manifested into three albums: Meet up at the Circle K (1989), The Wyld Truth (1991) and our most introspective album, Philosophize this, Dudes! (1999).

Remember to be excellent to each other, and party on!